1.
I
used
to
play
hide
and
seek
with
my
alarm
clock
every
morning,
but
it
always
found
me
eventually.
【笑话句子生活中英语】

2.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!【笑话句子生活中英语】

3.
I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised.
【笑话句子生活中英语】

4.
If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
skydiving
is
not
for
you. 【笑话句子生活中英语】

5.
What
did
the
grape
say
when
it
got
stepped
on?
Nothing,
it
just
let
out
a
little
wine.
【笑话句子生活中英语】

6.
Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
slide.
【笑话句子生活中英语】

7.
Did
you
hear
about
the
kidnapping
at
the
playground?
They
woke
up.
【笑话句子生活中英语】

8.
Two
goldfish
are
in
a
tank.
One
says
to
the
other,
“Do
you
know
how
to
drive
this
thing?”【笑话句子生活中英语】

9.
What
do
you
call
cheese
that
is
not
yours?
Nacho
cheese.
【笑话句子生活中英语】

10.
I
never
trust
atoms.
They
make
up
everything. 【笑话句子生活中英语】

11.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything.
【笑话句子生活中英语】

1
2.
What's
brown
and
sticky?
A
stick.
【笑话句子生活中英语】

1
3.
I
told
my
wife
she
was
getting
fat.
She
said,
"I'm
pregnant. "
I
said,
"That's
not
an
excuse,
I've
put
on
weight
and
I'm
not
pregnant. "
【笑话句子生活中英语】

1
4.
Why
did
the
coffee
file
a
police
report?
It
got
mugged.
【笑话句子生活中英语】

1
5.
I
have
a
photographic
memory,
but
it
never
developed.
【笑话句子生活中英语】

1
6.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything.
【笑话句子生活中英语】

1
7.
Why
did
the
cookie
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
was
feeling
crumbly.
【笑话句子生活中英语】

1
8.
Why
did
the
banana
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
wasn't
peeling
well.
【笑话句子生活中英语】

1
9.
Did
you
hear
the
one
about
the
two
antennas
that
got
married?
The
wedding
wasn't
much,
but
the
reception
was
excellent.
【笑话句子生活中英语】

20.
Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
road?
To
get
to
the
other
side. 【笑话句子生活中英语】