1.
"Why
did
the
barber
win
the
race?
Because
he
took
a
short
cut!"
【笑话】

2.
"Don't
mess
with
a
woman
who
just
got
a
fresh
haircut,
she
may
be
feeling
a
little
snippy. "
【警告】

3.
"The
secret
to
a
good
relationship
is
finding
a
hairstylist
who
knows
what
you
want
without
you
having
to
say
a
word. "
【建议】

4.
"If
you
can't
handle
me
with
short
hair,
you
don't
deserve
me
with
long
hair. "
【口号】

5.
"The
best
cure
for
a
bad
hair
day?
A
sense
of
humor
and
a
good
hat. "
【智慧】

6.
"It's
amazing
how
much
power
a
simple
haircut
can
have…
it's
like
a
whole
new
personality
comes
with
it. "
【真相】

7.
"I
got
my
hair
cut
short
and
now
I'm
constantly
getting
mistaken
for
a
boy…
but
hey,
at
least
I
save
money
on
razors!"
【自嘲】

8.
"My
hair
is
so
short,
I
can't
even
put
it
in
a
ponytail…
but
I
do
have
the
cutest
little
pixie
cut
ever!"
【自豪】

9.
"The
best
thing
about
short
hair?
No
more
hair
in
my
mouth
when
I'm
trying
to
eat!"
【实用】

10.
"Do
you
like
my
new
short
hair?
No?
Well,
it
wasn't
really
a
question…
I
love
it. "
【自信】

11.
"Short
hair,
don't
care!"
【口号】

1
2.
"My
hairstylist
and
I
have
a
special
bond…
she
knows
exactly
when
I
need
a
trim
and
a
therapy
session. "
【真相】

1
3.
"If
you
want
to
know
the
truth
about
someone,
look
at
their
hair…
it's
the
one
thing
they
can't
fake!"
【智慧】

1
4.
"One
of
the
best
things
about
having
short
hair
is
the
freedom
to
wake
up,
shake
your
head,
and
go!"
【实用】

1
5.
"I
may
have
a
short
haircut,
but
my
attitude
is
still
long
and
powerful. "
【自信】

1
6.
"I
asked
for
a
lob
haircut,
but
my
hairstylist
gave
me
a
bob…
it's
like
a
bad
blind
date
except
I
have
to
wear
it
for
weeks!"
【自嘲】

1
7.
"The
best
part
about
having
short
hair
is
being
able
to
feel
the
sun
on
your
neck…
and
the
worst
part
is
freezing
in
the
winter!"
【实用】

1
8.
"My
hairstylist
is
a
magician…
she
can
make
me
look
like
a
new
person
in
just
30
minutes. "
【赞扬】

1
9.
"I
may
have
short
hair,
but
I
still
have
big
dreams. "
【自信】

20.
"The
faster
you
cut
my
hair,
the
bigger
the
tip…
just
don't
cut
any
corners!"
【幽默】