1.
"Finally
decided
to
tie
the
knot
and
end
my
free
trial. "
【#MarriedAF】

2.
"I've
officially
upgraded
my
Facebook
status
from
'single'
to
'engaged'
to
'married'
in
just
a
few
short
months. "
【#QuickUpgrade】

3.
"Marriage
is
like
a
rollercoaster
ride.
You
never
know
what
the
next
turn
is
going
to
bring,
but
at
least
you'll
have
a
partner
to
scream
with. "
【#BuckleUpForLove】

4.
"Flowers,
rings,
dresses
–
all
that
for
one
day?
I
could
have
just
bought
a
new
pair
of
shoes
and
called
it
a
day. "
【#WeddingDayBlues】

5.
"Marriage
is
like
a
game
of
checkers.
You
move
one
step
at
a
time,
but
if
you're
not
careful,
your
pieces
can
get
taken
off
the
board. "
【#CheckMateLove】

6.
"I've
officially
handed
over
my
last
name
and
all
my
good
jokes
to
my
husband.
Time
to
start
fresh. "
【#NewLastNameWhoDis】

7.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I've
picked
the
right
person
to
spend
the
rest
of
my
life
with.
I
mean,
it's
either
him
or
my
Netflix
subscription. "
【#ToughDecision】

8.
"I've
heard
the
first
year
of
marriage
is
the
hardest,
so
I'm
mentally
preparing
myself
with
lots
of
wine
and
chocolate. "
【#MarriageBootCamp】

9.
"I
may
have
given
up
my
independence
in
exchange
for
a
wedding
ring,
but
at
least
now
I
have
someone
to
carry
the
grocery
bags. "
【#TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork】

10.
"Marriage
is
like
a
choose-your-own-adventure
book,
but
instead
of
choosing
between
'A'
or
'B,'
you're
choosing
between
'What
do
you
want
for
dinner?'
or
'What
do
you
want
to
watch
on
TV?'"
【#EndlessChoices】

11.
"Never
thought
I'd
see
the
day
when
I'd
willingly
give
up
control
of
the
TV
remote.
Marriage
changes
everything. "
【#LoveConquersAll】

1
2.
"Marriage
is
like
a
pair
of
shoes.
Sometimes
it's
a
perfect
fit,
and
sometimes
it
gives
you
blisters. "
【#LoveHurtSoGood】

1
3.
"I've
been
upgraded
from
'Miss'
to
'Mrs. '
I
guess
I
can
finally
start
using
all
those
monogrammed
towels
I
got
as
wedding
gifts. "
【#FancyAF】

1
4.
"Nothing
says
love
like
arguing
over
whose
turn
it
is
to
take
out
the
trash. "
【#LoveIsIntheAirButSoIsTheGarbage】

1
5.
"Never
thought
I'd
say
this,
but
I'm
actually
looking
forward
to
spending
the
rest
of
my
life
with
another
person.
Just
don't
tell
my
cat. "
【#CrazyCatLadyNoMore】

1
6.
"The
best
part
about
being
married?
You
never
have
to
use
dating
apps
again. "
【#GoodbyeTinder】

1
7.
"I
thought
weddings
were
supposed
to
be
the
happiest
day
of
your
life,
but
I
was
too
busy
stressing
over
napkin
colors
to
enjoy
it. "
【#WeddingPlanningSucks】

1
8.
"Marriage
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates.
You
never
know
what
you're
going
to
get,
but
you
hope
it's
not
the
gross
coconut
kind. "
【#ForrestGumpWasRight】

1
9.
"Finding
'the
one'
is
like
finding
a
needle
in
a
haystack.
Except
instead
of
a
needle,
it's
a
person,
and
instead
of
a
haystack,
it's
a
dating
app. "
【#SwipeRightForLove】

20.
"Marriage
is
a
lot
like
a
game
of
Monopoly.
You
start
off
with
nothing,
but
if
you
play
your
cards
right,
you
can
own
Park
Place
and
Boardwalk. "
【#GameOnLove】