1.
"I
may
not
be
the
best,
but
at
least
I'm
not
like
that
person
who
accidentally
sent
an
email
meant
for
their
crush
to
the
entire
company. "
【笑】

2.
"I
tried
doing
some
yoga
last
night,
but
it
just
ended
up
looking
like
a
drunk
person
trying
to
exit
a
chair. "
【妙】

3.
"Some
people
say
'fake
it
'til
you
make
it,'
but
I
prefer
'make
it
so
convincing
no
one
knows
it's
fake. '"
【善】

4.
"If
you're
ever
feeling
down,
just
remember
that
there
are
millions
of
sentient
beings
who
would
love
to
spend
just
one
day
as
a
cat. "
【乐】

5.
"I
once
tried
to
bake
a
cake
and
it
turned
out
looking
like
a
concrete
slab.
At
least
now
I
know
what
to
use
to
build
my
future
house. "
【皆】

6.
"I'm
not
saying
I'm
the
life
of
the
party,
but
I'm
definitely
the
person
who
brings
the
most
snacks. "
【玩】

7.
"I'm
always
in
awe
of
people
who
can
sing
while
they
play
the
guitar.
I
can
barely
chew
gum
and
walk
at
the
same
time. "
【耻】

8.
"You
know
what
they
say:
'There's
no
such
thing
as
a
stupid
question. '
Clearly
they
haven't
been
on
the
internet. "
【怒】

9.
"I
was
once
told
that
I
have
a
face
for
radio.
I
guess
that
means
I
also
have
a
voice
for
print. "
【讽】

10.
"I've
tried
journaling
to
help
with
my
stress,
but
it
just
ends
up
becoming
a
list
of
all
the
things
I
forgot
to
do
that
day. "
【爆】

11.
"I've
always
wondered,
if
you're
in
an
empty
room
and
you
fart,
does
it
make
a
sound?"
【疑】

1
2.
"I've
never
understood
the
appeal
of
skydiving.
Why
jump
out
of
a
perfectly
good
airplane
when
you
can
just
stay
on
the
ground
and
eat
pizza?"
【悟】

1
3.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
getting
older
or
if
the
music
today
is
just
that
bad. "
【骄】

1
4.
"My
fashion
sense
can
be
summed
up
in
three
words:
functional,
comfortable,
and
probably
outdated. "
【酷】

1
5.
"I
once
tried
to
give
myself
a
haircut
and
ended
up
looking
like
Dora
the
Explorer's
uncool
cousin. "
【喜】

1
6.
"I'll
never
forget
the
time
I
accidentally
sent
my
crush
a
selfie
with
a
giant
piece
of
food
stuck
in
my
teeth.
Needless
to
say,
it
didn't
work
out. "
【惊】

1
7.
"I
always
said
I'd
travel
the
world
when
I
had
the
money.
Now
that
I
have
the
money,
all
I
want
to
do
is
stay
home
and
binge-watch
Netflix. "
【啼】

1
8.
"I
once
heard
that
laughter
is
the
best
medicine.
In
that
case,
I
should
be
immortal
by
now. "
【健】

1
9.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
energy
for
when
I
really
need
it
-
like
when
I'm
being
chased
by
a
bear. "
【防】

20.
"One
day,
I
hope
to
be
as
confident
as
a
toddler
in
a
princess
costume. "
【憧】